Like a Hurricane
(REM – Shiny Happy People)

This morning has already started on the wrong foot.

My favourite stall in the washroom had shit stains on the seat today so I had to use a different stall. Seeing how there are only 2 other guys in the office right now, it’s disturbing to know that one of them did it. They probably think I did it because I use that stall the most often. I’m not sure how you even miss a toilet bowl when you’re sitting on it unless your anus is the size of a watermelon.

I also woke up with horrible allergies. I sneezed about 10 times coming to work. My eyes look like I spent a night drinking and puking. Ahh, spring is in the air.
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My g-ma is coming home from her year long vacation in California next week. She’s like a hurricane, if you don’t board up your room windows and doors, she’ll blow right in and re-organize your life. I love her to death though. It’s just different having her around the house again. No more empty cups and plates lying on my desk. No more unfolded laundry lying on my bed. I’m not sure if I’m ready for all this change.
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Vi called my blog “Vietnamese Existentialism”, which is ironic since I call her blog "Vietnamese Nihilism".